Wild – Earlybirds Invest https://earlybirdsinvest.com Latest Crypto News Thu, 28 Aug 2025 17:36:51 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.7 https://i0.wp.com/earlybirdsinvest.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/cropped-New-Project-2024-12-17T235703.455.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 Wild – Earlybirds Invest https://earlybirdsinvest.com 32 32 240146708 RFK Jr demonstrates exciting new medical technique: wild guessing https://earlybirdsinvest.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-exciting-new-medical-technique-wild-guessing/ https://earlybirdsinvest.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-exciting-new-medical-technique-wild-guessing/#respond Thu, 28 Aug 2025 17:36:50 +0000 https://earlybirdsinvest.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-exciting-new-medical-technique-wild-guessing/

America’s top health official has discovered a revolutionary diagnostic technique called “looking at kids in airports.”

As reported in The Independent, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — whose medical credentials include having “about 70 of cousins” – announced he can spot “mitochondrial challenges” or “inflammation” in passing children.

“I’m looking at kids while I walk through the airports today, as I walk down the street, and I see these kids that are just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges, inflammation, you can tell it from their faces, from their body movement, and from their lack of social connection,” he told Texas Governor Greg Abbott yesterday.

During the Texas press conference, Kennedy demonstrated his supernatural ability to misread both medical statistics and basic reality. He claimed 38% of teenagers have diabetes or pre-diabetes, which is only off by 37.65%.

His qualifications for this medical clairvoyance? Growing up in a big family where apparently nobody had diabetes, food allergies, or autism. Of course, he was zonked on heroin for a decade-and-a-half, which may have dulled his powers of observation a bit.

The terrifying part isn’t that our nation’s top health official thinks he’s Doctor Strange minus the medical degree – it’s that he’s using this supernatural diagnostic method to shape actual public policy.

Watch out, med schools – your entire curriculum just got replaced by “staring intensely at children in airports.”

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30 years ago, Apple fans met the Mac clone. This is the weird, wild story https://earlybirdsinvest.com/30-years-ago-apple-fans-met-the-mac-clone-this-is-the-weird-wild-story/ https://earlybirdsinvest.com/30-years-ago-apple-fans-met-the-mac-clone-this-is-the-weird-wild-story/#respond Thu, 29 May 2025 11:12:40 +0000 https://earlybirdsinvest.com/30-years-ago-apple-fans-met-the-mac-clone-this-is-the-weird-wild-story/

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Bitcoin and Altcoins Primed To Go ‘Completely Wild With Irrational Valuations,’ Says Trader – But There’s a Catch https://earlybirdsinvest.com/bitcoin-and-altcoins-primed-to-go-completely-wild-with-irrational-valuations-says-trader-but-theres-a-catch/ https://earlybirdsinvest.com/bitcoin-and-altcoins-primed-to-go-completely-wild-with-irrational-valuations-says-trader-but-theres-a-catch/#respond Sat, 15 Feb 2025 08:37:55 +0000 https://earlybirdsinvest.com/bitcoin-and-altcoins-primed-to-go-completely-wild-with-irrational-valuations-says-trader-but-theres-a-catch/

Cryptocurrency analyst and trader Michaël van de Poppe is outlining two potential paths for Bitcoin (BTC) and altcoins over the coming months.

In the first scenario, Van de Poppe tells his 169,000 YouTube subscribers that Bitcoin and altcoins will have “one hell of a year.”

According to the analyst, the crypto market will follow the four-year cycle with Bitcoin peaking in the fourth quarter of 2025 while altcoins will have a bullish run in the first quarter of 2026.

The four-year cycle is based on Bitcoin halving events when BTC miner rewards get slashed in half, triggering a supply and demand imbalance that has previously led to bullish crypto market conditions.

In the second scenario, Van de Poppe says Bitcoin and altcoins will have even bigger rallies as equities rise in prices, too, all fueled by President Trump’s policies.

“The second scenario for Bitcoin is that the last cycle [2020 to 2024] has peaked too early. This cycle has barely started for altcoins, we’ve had the longest bear market in the altcoin [market] since its existence….

The S&P [index] is going to copy-paste the last four years of the dotcom bubble [1997 to 2000] with four years of 20% returns or more which is a very rare case and which is basically designing the entire bubble that was happening in the dotcom bubble and might be the case again with AI (artificial intelligence) and blockchain [technologies]…

If the S&P is going to do that, Bitcoin is going to be the beta play on top of that where also [US President Donald] Trump is going to fuel that entire run where Bitcoin goes to a $1 million and altcoins can go completely wild with irrational valuations.”

According to the analyst, a trend reversal will follow thereafter.

“The entire macroeconomic perspective is going to change and we will be having the biggest correction or crisis after that.”

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